What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks
the day ao3 finally gets an app will be one of the greatest days of my life
Hideo Fucking Kojima.
Silent Hills: We might aim for number one in the charts, but we definitely aim for number two in your pants.
I read the tweet, and then I read the username.
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
- are you proud of that
My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you