DON'T PANIC

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

2 hours ago with 143,053 notes — via failbag, © fakethistoyourgrave



happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

2 hours ago with 25,923 notes — via fun-inthetardis, © happyjared
#:') #I miss pilot so much :(



psa

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

2 hours ago with 47,845 notes — via acupofhotlatte, © co8alt-thief



2 hours ago with 208,665 notes — via acupofhotlatte, © serexdipity



vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

image

2 hours ago with 289,854 notes — via what-the-hell-is-a-raccoon, © sodfather



brokenblackrabbit:

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

image

2 hours ago with 207,042 notes — via overmymarshmallow, © kelekelo



k17l53:


sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

image

Thanks satan.

10 hours ago with 166,831 notes — via honey-wheat, © jimmy-the-satanist



larryamour:

the day ao3 finally gets an app will be one of the greatest days of my life 

1 day ago with 29,425 notes — via what-the-hell-is-a-raccoon, © larryamour



only-ten-percent-clever:


cordeliatar:

Hideo Fucking Kojima.

Silent Hills: We might aim for number one in the charts, but we definitely aim for number two in your pants.

only-ten-percent-clever:

cordeliatar:

Hideo Fucking Kojima.

Silent Hills: We might aim for number one in the charts, but we definitely aim for number two in your pants.

1 day ago with 24,002 notes — via gingerblivet, © cordeliatar
#omg



spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:


I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

2 days ago with 102,278 notes — via freshlypaintedangel, © axmxz
#omg #yes



"is it free"
— every student ever when offered something (via gnarly)
2 days ago with 328,753 notes — via what-the-hell-is-a-raccoon, © timeturner



2 days ago with 29,395 notes — via mylifeisalesson, © shygirl364
#best #SNL



abrightmoon:

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible
  • are you proud of that
2 days ago with 315,417 notes — via memoiriarty, © hippopotamus-hi-tops



2 days ago with 167,950 notes — via affetuoso, © fuckyeah-pixels
#*u*



rejennerate:

My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

2 days ago with 28,821 notes — via gingerblivet, © rejennerate