DON'T PANIC

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

37 minutes ago with 27,793 notes — via honey-wheat, © tatianaception
#q



22 hours ago with 135 notes — via coolerthanbeans, © knusprig-titten-hitler
#A+ #q



pokemonthemovie2000:

1 day ago with 58,522 notes — via pleatedjeans, © blog.livedoor.jp
#dogs make me happier than anything ever #q



genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

1 day ago with 212,165 notes — via bienchido, © zephye



thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(hits buzzer) Sorry. Delicious is not spelt “Deliciousde”

1 day ago with 168,013 notes — via thete-sigma, © oreooficial



tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

1 day ago with 219,400 notes — via thete-sigma, © tastefullyoffensive
#this made me happy



londonphile:

Thanks to @cumberbatchfrm for the heads up. Cumberbatch, the blonde toddler *melts*

Buy

1 day ago with 6,319 notes — via ireneadver, © londonphile
#i'm crying #babybatch #benny



1 day ago with 6 notes — via bootysurfer, © webgoth



fylgjas:

yes

fylgjas:

yes

1 day ago with 15,637 notes — via fairlyoddbutts, © fylgjas
#very



1 day ago with 32,013 notes — via hipsterfart, © stupidfuckingquestions
#A+



youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

1 day ago with 176,231 notes — via honestlydear, © aspirinorpizza



Song: Landslide
Artist: Fleetwood Mac
Album: Fleetwood Mac
33,569 plays

radtracks:

landslide // fleetwood mac

i took my love and took it down
i climbed a mountain and i turned around
and i saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills
till the landslide brought me down

1 day ago with 8,615 notes — via mullofkintyre, © radtracks



dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

1 day ago with 25,675 notes — via sharpeblud, © comicshans



1 day ago with 267 notes — via sweet-decay, © weheartit.com
#*_____*



digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

1 day ago with 122,173 notes — via psychoshango, © digg
#o m G #i want to go to there #pups